{"id":456,"date":"2022-08-16T17:03:39","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T15:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francismizio.net\/?p=456"},"modified":"2022-08-16T17:03:39","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T15:03:39","slug":"girafe-rigoureuse-au-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/girafe-rigoureuse-au-telephone\/","title":{"rendered":"Girafe-Rigoureuse au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Girafe-Rigoureuse, le directeur comptable de la tribu vaniVani apprenant que les subventions sont accord\u00e9es. Comme pour le village macroqa d&rsquo;en face, une partie des ressources des VaniVani provient de subventions europ\u00e9ennes, ainsi que d&rsquo;allocations, d&rsquo;aides d\u00e9partementales ou nationales. \u00c0 l&rsquo;occasion du d\u00e9veloppement de l&rsquo;activit\u00e9 touristique c\u00f4t\u00e9 vaniVani des subventions ont \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9bloqu\u00e9es pour l&rsquo;aide \u00e0 la recherche des corps de touristes perdus en for\u00eat sur le territoire de la tribu. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un habile stratag\u00e8me consistant \u00e0 appeler plusieurs jours de suite toutes les dix minutes en bafouillant nombre d&rsquo;arguments bredouill\u00e9s, sinon b\u00e9gay\u00e9s (qui lui ont bouff\u00e9 le forfait de son mobile soit dit en passant), Girafe-Rigoureuse\u00a0 a pu convaincre que s&rsquo;il ne pouvait produire la preuve qu&rsquo;il y avait des touristes perdus, c&rsquo;est bien qu&rsquo;ils avaient disparu (d&rsquo;o\u00f9 ce d\u00e9blocage heureux, et de guerre lasse, des subventions).,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Girafe-Rigoureuse, le directeur comptable de la tribu vaniVani apprenant que les subventions sont accord\u00e9es. Comme pour le village macroqa d&rsquo;en face, une partie des ressources des VaniVani provient de subventions europ\u00e9ennes, ainsi que d&rsquo;allocations, d&rsquo;aides d\u00e9partementales ou nationales. \u00c0 l&rsquo;occasion du d\u00e9veloppement de l&rsquo;activit\u00e9 touristique c\u00f4t\u00e9 vaniVani des subventions ont \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9bloqu\u00e9es pour l&rsquo;aide \u00e0&hellip; <br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/girafe-rigoureuse-au-telephone\/\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":457,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bonus","category-flobleu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tribu-macroqa.francis-mizio.net\/tribu-macroqa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}